You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I party with great urgency now.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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