Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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