I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I supernannyed him into submission
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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