i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
