i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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