why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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