I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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