Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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