Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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