She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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