How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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