and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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