did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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