So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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