My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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