NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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