So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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