Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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