let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
