Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Swine flu is the new snow day.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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