is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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