its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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