love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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