Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Two words: blizzard sex
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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