i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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