I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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