awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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