You just made me feel so damn special
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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