NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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