I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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