I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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