this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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