your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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