And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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