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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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