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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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