how can u be prego again
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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