it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Randomize
