i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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