I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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