I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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