And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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