I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
