Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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