There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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