take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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