Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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