best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I looked at my own cervix.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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